Funny SHE Review
By Mullah Musso Al-Fumblioni
From deep in the heart of Syria,
Passed hand to mouth via the
This sin spot of songs which contains a Smithsonian acquisition
is a heresy aimed at destroying Islam's women's prison via its
Gospel According to Women. With daggers drawn, SHE
is seeking to squash our misogyny's fruits cultivated over the
centuries, leaving our planet overstuffed with veils.
Our Supreme Leader has said, "If the Islamic Revolution
has no other outcome but the veiling of women, this in and of
itself is enough." Bani-Sadr proclaimed in 1981 that science
proves a woman's hair gives off rays that drive men mad. Former
president H. Rafsanjani continued the theme in 2002 saying "A
strand of a woman's hair emerging from under the hejab is a dagger
drawn at the heart of Islam."
Making matters worse, SHE has created a mother of all
scandalsThe Burkas Can Can.
It's impossible to capture the full horror of this Gospel,
but I will try. Men must (imagine this) give up their monopoly
on money, education, the arts and sciences, the professions, politics,
marriage, divorce, child custody, travel, and the streets. We
are expected to share EVERYTHING equally with women, putting an
end to harems, honor killings, rape, prejudiced laws, woman beating,
wife abuse and neglect, not to mention common courtesy.
The songs most dangerous to us mullahs are "Money Makes
A Woman Free!" "Our Women Are Strong," "Jonathan's
Harem," "At Fifty," "The Wearing of the Green
Burkas," "Coffee's My Religion," and "There's
Nothing I Like Better Than a Man Who's Clean."
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